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    Dead baby jokes

    Message  Ezhan le Mar 30 Oct - 0:38

    Je vais suivre le conseil de Pat et faire des jokes de bébé mort.

    What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume!

    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off of it's head.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
    Nail its other hand to the floor.

    What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
    Art.

    How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.

    What gets louder as it gets smaller?
    A baby in a trash compactor.

    How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
    With a blender!


    Bon c'est assez pour l'instant.
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    Message  Knubrac le Mar 30 Oct - 2:43

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    Message  Eyeheart le Mar 30 Oct - 8:49

    What's worse than a dead baby?
    a baby nailed to a tree.

    What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree?
    ten babies nailed to a tree.

    what's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
    one baby nailed to ten trees.
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    Re: Dead baby jokes

    Message  JerryFoxcoon le Lun 5 Nov - 17:27

    Vous allez toujours me fasciner avec vos jokes de bébé mort... C'est-tu un genre de trend, ou carrément un meme?

    Bon peut-être que ça me rejoint juste pas comme sorte d'humour xD.
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    Message  The Woodman le Lun 5 Nov - 17:29




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    Message  Thunder Punch le Dim 11 Nov - 22:36

    Quell est la différence entre un bébé et un onion?

    J'PLEURE PAS QUAND J'COUPE UN BÉBÉ!

    En gros, je hais les bébés.
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    Message  NlGMA le Lun 12 Nov - 10:25

    What is more fun than spinning a baby round and round?
    ~ Stopping it with a shovel.
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    Message  Mokoko le Lun 12 Nov - 17:20

    C'est complètement con... Et j'aime les enfants !
    Mais c'est trop drôle ! Pinkie shrug
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    Message  Thunder Punch le Lun 12 Nov - 18:09

    NlGMA a écrit:What is more fun than spinning a baby round and round?
    ~ Stopping it with a shovel.

    OH MY GOD. YOU MADE MY DAY.

    Now, excuse me, I have to babies to grind and drink.


















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    Message  Aether le Jeu 15 Nov - 5:59

    What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
    A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

    Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
    To see the expression on it face!

    What's grosser than gross?
    A garbage can full of dead babies.

    What's grosser than that?
    The one at the bottom is still alive.

    What's grosser than that?
    He has to eat his way to freedom.

    What's grosser than that?
    He goes back for more.

    MHFFFFFFF

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    Message  Thunder Punch le Jeu 15 Nov - 13:33

    Ça y est, Aether m'a achevé.

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    Message  BloodStar le Ven 7 Déc - 2:31

    You make me wanna adopt a baby and pour battery acid down its nose- *Q:How do you fit 10 babys in a food contaner *A:Put it in a blender - *Q:How do you get them out A: With tortilla chips - *Q:What is pink, bloody, and gurrgeling *A: a baby with a razer blade in its mouth [Some of my most fucked up jokes from me to you enjoy 3:) ]
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    Re: Dead baby jokes

    Message  Ezhan le Jeu 13 Déc - 2:38

    BloodStar a écrit:You make me wanna adopt a baby

    Wow dude, don't go too far with your baby jokes.


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